Some kids say, "The dog ate my homework!"
Some teachers think,
"That is a lame excuse for not coming to school prepared."
AND some student's HOMEWORK IS THEIR DOG!
Thanks for not eating my homework Da Vinci.
Assignment:
Measure at Least 10 Items in a Different Units
Compare and Contrast Size to Other Common Items
Guess what Noah chose to measure?
"DA VINCI DAYNE GROENDYKE"
An excerpt from my mom:
*Do Dogs Eat Homework?
Myth?
Fact?
Both?
All the cartoons and comics elude to the idea it is a common story of the imagination used to explain to teachers the reason for no assignment. Growing up...it was a joke teachers would use or hear on many occasion. I was a conscientous student and so I did not know what to believe. Usually, I would roll my eyes after seeing an expression of disbelief on the other observer's face.
In High School, I was an avid journal writer as were most of my friends. I selected lovely hard bound jounals in which to record my words. A fantastic English Teacher, Mrs. Clark requested the first portion of her class be devoted to journal writing in hopes of developing better, more free, writers...a chance to practice what we learned in class. Every week we would turn in those journals. She would glance through the pages, make a comment, initial and return on Monday. I had made special arrangements to turn in my hard bound journal instead of a class notebook so I would not have to do the same assignment twice. She agreed.
My brother's Bryan and Richard talked my parents into a puppy, a Beagle named Bruiser. He was adorable until I walked into my room to get my special journal. Today we would turn it into Mrs. Clark. When I spotted my journal, I cringed. Cute little Bruiser had used it for a chew toy. There were bite marks around the perimeter of my book and there was one corner where there was a whole bite taken from the cover and first several pages. Being a perfectionist, how could I continue to write in this marred journal? How could I possibly turn this into Mrs. Clark? How could I NOT turn my journal in on time? I would have to tell her the infamous words, "My dog ate my homework." As I weighed my pros and cons, I knew the best thing to do was to turn it in.
On Monday, my chewed uo journal was returned. I flipped to the end of the entries to see her initials and comment, "It looks like someone was hungry. :)" I was so grateful she had a sense of humor. I was able to convince my need for perfection that a "dog bite" gave my journal character. I also had physical proof and evidence to doubting teachers as to whether or not dogs eat homework. They do. Now the question will be which students have nibbling puppies and which students are unprepared?
As an adult living with a Great Dane...the better question is,
"What do dogs NOT EAT?"